We are delighted to hear that William, the Duke of Cambridge and Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their first child. Congratulations to you both!
In keeping with this blog's tradition of marking such Royal occasions with the offer of highly tasteful items for the more discerning collector, The Lakelander's Emporium of Tat is proud to offer a genuine Duchess of Cambridge morning sick bag, topped up by Kate herself.
Dr Lakelander says that Nicholas Witchell on the BBC News this evening doesn't know what he talking about when he says she is 8 weeks pregnant. Dr L says she will be at least 10 weeks, otherwise they wouldn't have announced it and is likely to be between 10 and 12 weeks pregnant.
Which means that in 4 weeks, she will no longer be suffering from morning sickness.
So buy now before this limited edition collectors' item runs out. It's an ideal Christmas present for the Royalist in your life!
Price: £99.95 each or £209.95 for two.
11 comments:
I reckon that's a bargain Lakes, especially paying that much more to get two bags, it's excellent value!
UI don't know why Nicholas Witchell stays in that job, after that awful interview, when Prince Charles muttered to the boys "Ai cain't staind thait main"!
I'd have risked the Tower, and smacked his face in!
Boss, I am really most disappointed with your selection this time.
Having seen those topless photos I was anticipating the irresistible offer of 2 small jugs....
Pass the sick bag, Alice!
PS: Met Witchell once many years ago one of of his royal tours. He really is as creepy and 'orrible as he looks. Keep the garlic and silver bullets handy if he ever shows up in your area.
Happy Christmas to you and Dr Lakes, Lakes!
Kind regards,
Scrobs
Happy Christmas to you and yours, Lakelander
What the others said.
Where are you? We missed the offers of this year's tatty gifts and had to get something from Amazon.
Scrobs: It amazes me that he would still want to do that job, knowing how much they despise him.
GG: 2 small jugs - wonderful! Nicholas Witchell does come across as a very shifty sort of guy. Amazing that he's paid a full time salary for his occasional appearances on BBC.
Scrobs: Merry Christmas to you too!
E-K: And Merry Christmas to you and yours.
GG: Merry Christmas to you as well. Spare time has been in short supply this year, otherwise I would have blogged more.
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