Wishing you all a Healthy and Peaceful 2012

And I, for one, will be looking forward to the trial of Saif Al-Islam Gaddafi!

Though perhaps with less concern about what he might tell the court than Tony Blair and Peter Mandelson...

To everyone who has visited this blog in the past year, I wish you and your families a healthy and peaceful new year.

I promise to continue bringing you tasteless Photoshopped content like this in 2012!

As a Nation Mourns

What do you think its new leader is thinking?

Is it:

(a) Does anyone have a needle and thread handy? I appear to have pinged my bottom coat button.

(b) Of all the countries in the world, why did I end up in charge of this bunch of mad bastards?

(c) When's lunch? I'm starving...

Answers on a postcard please!

Merry Christmas

Wishing you and your families a very Merry Christmas.

The Lakelander

England Captain denies accusations of racism

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England Captain John Terry has hit back at critics who have accused him of using racist abuse during a match between Chelsea and QPR.

"It is inconceivable that anyone in my position would be so degenerate and reckless as to use racist language against a fellow player of the beautiful game," he declared, "it would be as bad as getting your best mate's girlfriend pregnant."

A Nation Mourns

It was announced today that the Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Il has died.

Actually, he died in 2004.

But, by a happy coincidence, the same year saw the launch of the film "Team America: World Police", which featured an animatronic puppet of Kim Jong-Il, that the North Korean politburo bought on Ebay and have been using as a stand-in ever since.

For seven years, the people of North Korea have been completely taken in by this sleight of hand. Many have commented on how well the Dear Leader has looked in recent years and how much taller he is these days.

It is believed that a major circuit failure in the puppet gave the game away on Saturday, when "Kim Jong-Il" began farting sparks and repeating "I ruve you rong time" to a million strong rally of the North Korean branch of Weight Watchers International.

Now that the game is up, the Dear Leader will be succeeded by his 28 year old son, Kim Fat Turd.

Shock news about Charles Kennedy

I'm not sure which was the biggest shock - that he had joined the Labour Party or that he had undergone a sex change?

Strange people, these politicians.

Splendid Isolation

Here we are again - at odds with the rest of Europe.

Good!

I give it less than 6 months before the rest of Europe wake up to the fact that this treaty is nothing less than a con, designed only to protect the interests of Germany.

And then the real fun will start....

Michael Barrymore pleads guilty to possession of cocaine

Michael Barrymore, pictured above on a fun night out with the boys, has pleaded guilty to possession of cocaine, after he was a passenger in a car that went out of control in London.

That should keep him off our screens for a while longer.

Thank God.

Be Careful What You Wish For, Nicholas

I think we've been here before, haven't we?