The Chancellor's Autumn Statement summarised

Just what we all wanted to hear before Christmas.....

Updated version of Tony Blair's memoirs released

And Tony's looking strangely worried....

I wonder why?

Sepp Blatter finds an answer to "being misunderstood" so often

In future, all the Fifa President's verbal outpourings will be recorded.

That way, there will be no misunderstanding about what he has, or has not, said.

November the Fifth

A time when we celebrate the execution of those who have committed treason.

One day, Tony.....